Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs?"

Jim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't!"

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Posted by: Mr Finesse on September 19, 2014, 12:12 am

I agree !!!!!

Posted by: Dr Crapology on September 21, 2014, 5:42 pm

Took me a second---a good one. Will share with my golf buddies.

Doc

Posted by: sevenout on September 23, 2014, 8:28 am

I often say Golf is my mistress, but I have a very understanding wife. :D