What kind of grass grows best in cold weather? Brrrrmuda
Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a #2 pencil.
Why is Irish chili made with only 239 beans? One more and it would be Too Farty.
I would like you to meet my new step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
When other dogs see a police dog, do they think, "Uh oh, a cop?"
How can you identify a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard.
Is firefly the opposite of waterfall?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1, Anna2
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi
Without geography, we're lost.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
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Posted by: getagrip on March 17, 2019, 5:27 pm
Groan! :lol:
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