An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.

Irishman: ''It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken killed her!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''

click .. *BANG*
Irishman: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''

Replies:

Posted by: Stickman on October 16, 2012, 10:40 am

Classic!!

Posted by: Dominator on November 13, 2012, 2:53 pm

ROFL!

Posted by: Guest on November 13, 2012, 5:59 pm

DOMINATOR-you and your abbreviations. let me tell you- who ever wrote that joke is a funny pearson. i'm still laughing inside. JAIME. :) :) :) .