A man goes to the police station to file a missing person's report.

Husband: " I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come home yet."

Officer "what's her height?"

Husband "Average I guess"

Officer: "Slim or healthy?"

Husband: "not slim but probably healthy."

Officer: "Color of hair?'

Husband:"Changes, depending on when she went to the hair salon."

Officer: "What was she wearing?"

Husband" Not sure, either a dress or a suit."

Officer: Was she driving?"

Husband: "yes."

Officer: "Color of the car?"

Husband: "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 33 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..."

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Posted by: Skinny on March 13, 2015, 12:36 am

Sounds about right to me.

Except, I think a supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode would probably generate about 333 horse power, not 33.

Posted by: Mr Finesse on March 13, 2015, 12:52 pm

Very accurate description, sounds like Rose, oh! you were talking about someone else. Sorry. :lol:

Posted by: Dr Crapology on March 13, 2015, 4:26 pm

Finesse as usual you are correct---my typo.

Doc