4 :00 - Twenty one hundred gun salute
4:15 - Clean up of bodies hit by the real bullets that were fired
4:30 - Moment of prayer for gays and lesbians who are going straight to hell when they die
4:45 - Food break brought to you by Chick-fil-A
5:00 - Documentary on why it is okay to strap a gay to a truck in Texas and drag him to death
5:15 - All blacks will be stopped and frisked
5:30 - Anyone making less than 75K will be asked to leave the convention
5:45 - Entertainment by the Neo-Nazi Marching Band
5:15 - Search for Jews to be thrown out of convention
6:30 - A Singing of Our National Anthem with another 21 gun salute
6:45 - Clean up of bodies hit by bullets during 21 gun salute
7:00 - Guest speaker George W. Bush
7:30 - Wake up call for all who fell asleep during Bush's speech
7:45 - Sarah Palin on "Why it's not okay for your daughter to get pregnant outside of marriage but it is okay for my daughter."
8:00 - John McCain in an arm lifting exercise
8:15 - Call for death penalty for anyone on Food Stamps
8:30 - Hand vote on whether we should go back to the Jim Crow laws
8:45 - Dick Cheney speech, "My daughter is gay - that bitch!"
9:00 - Why we should torture everyone at Gitmo
9:15 - Mrs. Romney riding her horse on stage and waving
9:30 - Release of illegal immigrants onto the stage to be shot by a third 21 gun salute
10:00 - Introduction of Mitt Romney as he steps over the bodies of illegal immigrants
10:05 - Mitt Romney says, "Fuck anyone who wants to see my taxes!"
10:30 - Mitt Romney nominated unanimously

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Posted by: Guest on August 5, 2012, 4:33 pm

I loved this but it wasn't funny because it is the truth. This is one of our political parties. How sad isn't it?

Posted by: Stephen C on August 5, 2012, 11:05 pm

I hope you two Idiots are going to be on-stage for all of the 21 gun salutes. Better chance of getting you cured of your Liberal malady.

Posted by: Guest on August 6, 2012, 7:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

AAAHH Crap. she's back

Posted by: Guest on August 6, 2012, 3:29 pm

The Democtratic convention one was funny, Most of this was not. But good try.