Bless me father for I have sinned.
Confessions of a Wayward Catholic
Confessions of a Wayward Catholic is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete’s years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic. Join Frank for an entertaining but possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?
“I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!” – Alene Scoblete, wife
“Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances.” – Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.
“I don’t know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I’m proud they did well in religion.” – Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein
“I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.” – Jesus Christ
“Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job.” – God
“Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He’s my main man!” – Satan
Price $16.95 + $6 shipping and handling (total $22.95)
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Frank Scoblete Enterprises
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(Kindle available in January.)
Frank Scoblete is the author of over 30 books and several television shows. He writes for 40 magazines and newspapers. He has appeared on CNN, TBS, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The National Geographic Channel, A&E, The Travel Channel and The Learning Channel. He is the number one casino gambling writer.
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Posted by: Skinny on December 8, 2013, 5:23 pm

Posted by: fscobe on December 9, 2013, 8:14 am
Gotta love that devilish smile!
Posted by: Scan on December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
I just ordered it, I am looking forward to reading it.
Posted by: Scan on December 11, 2013, 3:56 pm
Got it yesterday. Amazon is amazingly fast!!!
Started reading it last night. I did not want to put it down. Looking forward to the weekend to read more!!
Started reading it last night. I did not want to put it down. Looking forward to the weekend to read more!!
Posted by: Scan on December 21, 2013, 11:25 pm
I just finished the book. It is a real departure from Frank's gambling stuff.
I would recommend everyone pick up a copy, it has comedy, entertaining stories and serious religious discussion. I thought the stuff about, what did Jesus know about the world/universe was extremely thought provoking.
What did you guys think?
I would recommend everyone pick up a copy, it has comedy, entertaining stories and serious religious discussion. I thought the stuff about, what did Jesus know about the world/universe was extremely thought provoking.
What did you guys think?
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